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  • burgrs:

    in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

    (via theparanoidpartier)

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    wildy0ungbeautiful:

    shuckl:

    could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

    You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

    no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

    So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

    (via musicandmeh)

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